VALENTINE’S DAY IN PARIS

THE FIRST ANNUAL PRETTY MUCH WORLD FAMOUS VALENTINY WRITING CONTEST!!!

Valen-tiny because the stories are not very long and are written for little people :)

The Contest:  since writing for children is all about “big emotion for little people” (I forget who said that, but someone did so I put it in quotes!) and Valentines Day is all about emotion, write a Valentines story appropriate for children (children here defined as ages 12 and under) maximum 214 words in which someone is grumpy!  Your story can be poetry or prose, sweet, funny, surprising or anything in between, but it will only count for the contest if it includes someone grumpy (can be the main character but doesn’t have to be) and is 214 words max (get it? 2/14 for Valentines Day :)  You can go under the word count but not over! Title is not included in the word count.  No illustration notes please!

Post your story on your blog between right now this very second and Friday February 12th by 11:59 PM EDT and add your post-specific link to the list below on @http://susannahill.blogspot.ug/

Below is my entry (214 words)

VALENTINE’S DAY IN PARIS

Jakey got up early in the morning, surprisingly; he found an email from her long time girlfriend Jane.
Saying, "You will be travelling to Paris...Please contact Sue for your ticket details".


Not many will ever understand when they see Jakey’s picture in newspapers with boxers only jumping to this great news...The joy of going to Paris... It was like Super Mario’s journey to save her girlfriend. Though still confused on whether to call for a press conference and announce the good news. So, he called a friend to help with one trouser-it was short but he was ready to pass off as a Muslim cleric.

So after packing and dressing up the time to be picked came. How do I explain this moment when he opened the gate to enter the taxi. He felt like The Late Mandela leaving Rhodes Island prison after 27 years only that in his case, there was no crowd to welcome him but a mean cab guy waiting for him.
You know what cut Jakey short of his joy; he received an email again from Jane. The email was saying the flight had been cancelled due to unavoidable circumstances. Jakey slammed the taxi door, hit the phone so hard on the ground and left unhappy back to his apartment. 

Turned up: Actress and singer Christina Milian wore a low-cut white dress as she attended The Hollywood Reporter's Nominees Night in Beverly Hills on Monday

Christina Milian showed off her figure in a low-cut white dress as she attended The Hollywood Reporter's Nominees Night.
The singer and actress looked stylish as she attended the bash, which honored this year's Oscar nominees, at Spago restaurant in Beverly Hills on Monday.
The Grandfathered star was joined by Academy Award Best Actress nominees Alicia Vikander and Jennifer Jason Leigh.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND YOUR FAVE INTERNET BOYFRIEND GO TO WAR IN EPIC X-MEN: APOCALYPSE TRAILER

#MOVIE_UPDATE

It's Oscar Isaac v. J.Law in X-Men: Apocalypse, and we are emotionally torn.

The Internet’s swoon-worthy new boyfriend, Oscar Isaac, is anything but in the epic new trailer forX-Men: Apocalypse.

In it, Isaac settles into his menacing role as Apocalypse, the world’s first mutant who awakens after several millennia with a ravenous thirst for world domination. (Of course.) In order to enact his nefarious plan, Apocalypse assembles a team of his very own, known as the Four Horsemen: Magneto (Michael Fassbender), Archangel (Ben Hardy), Psylocke (Olivia Munn), and Storm (Alexandra Shipp). Now, it’s up to the X-Men, lead by Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique, to save the world from total destruction. Fun!

The glorious trailer not only delivers the first look at Munn’s Psylocke in action — slicing a car in half like it’s NBD — but it also gives us this beautiful gif of bb Jean Grey (Sophie Turner) and Scott Summers (Tye Sheridan) that will punch you right in the gut:

Below is the link of the trailer for the Movie

https://youtu.be/mnu06cIUpMs

THE PRIDE & JOY OF PARENTS

You know that Pride and joy the parent gets when he or she receives a new born child added to the family, yes that's the Joy am talking about. First and farthermost, let me take this opportunity to congratulate Bebe Cool & Zuena upon their new born son..May God bless him abundantly.
  
Congz to Zuena Kirema & Moses Bebecool Ssali aka @Bebe Cool for bringing in a new Gagamel soldier...Blessings.....

"Do It Again" Pia Mia (feat. Chris Brown & Tyga) Lyrics

[Tyga:]
 
Bye, baby, they ain't fly, baby
Looking at the whip frame, that's a nice 'Cedez
You should throw it to me, like Tom Brady
With the long blonde hair, that's Marcia Brady
I'm all about your Lately Chelsea High handler, handle her
Got your legs racing hard on vacation
No exaggeration, said you amazing
Moving too fast, can't pace it

[Pia Mia (Tyga):]
Hey, boy, when I first met you
Thought it was special
I told you that
Hey, boy, up at Two Lover's Point,
When I kissed you I meant it
I wanna go back (I don't wanna go)
Wanna go back (but if you wanna go)
Can we go back (can we take it back) (I'll make it happen though)
Boy, can we go back (let's do it soon, boo)


[Chorus - Pia Mia 2x:]
 
It was nice to, nice to know ya, let's do it again
How we did it on a one night stand
Boy, I wanna be more than a friend to ya
Nice to, nice to know ya, let's do it again
How we did it on a one night stand
Boy, I wanna be more than a friend to ya
Let's do it again


[Chris Brown:]
Hey, baby, are you sure that you want it
All caught up in the moment? (let me know now)
Oh, baby, it got a little crazy on the first night
So I'ma have to do you better than the first time
I'm lovin' how you scratchin' and you grittin' your teeth
I'm lovin' how that booty shake when it's on me
You gotta nigga blowing up your caller ID
Guess it was all a set up, you got me

[Chorus - Pia Mia & Chris Brown]

[Pia Mia:]
I wanna go back (one more time)
Wanna go back (let's do it again)
Can we go back (can you take me, baby)
Boy, can we go back
[2x]

[Chorus - Pia Mia]

[Tyga:]
Pia, let me know

Bitches N Marijuana lyrics by @Chris Brown ft Tyga & School Boy Q

[Hook: Chris Brown]

You can tell by the way I walk that I got 'em
Peel any girl that I wanna, got bitches and marijuana
I can tell by the way you move that you a problem
Peel any girl that I wanna, got bitches and marijuana
I got 'em, I got 'em
Ooh, she dance, she don't do it for free
I got 'em, I got 'em
Got bitches and marijuana

[Verse 1: Tyga]

T-ballin', globetrotter
Got a bunch of pre-rolls and a gold lighter
Think you on fire? You gon' need more fire
I tell her that's all you get like Street Fighter
Nah, walk with me, yeah, talk to me
That body cold, chess game like a pawn to me
She wanna ride with me, kick it and vibe with me
I got that long clip, fall asleep to the movie
Motherfuckin' goonies, Cartier rubies
Coupe, no top, yeah I took off the Kufi
I'm high, I'm woozie, D'usse, I'm doosing
I might just be right with my bitch in Jacuzzi
Right, nigga, gettin' right, nigga
I'mma knock that pussy out, fight night nigga
I'mma light it up, pass it to the right nigga
All bitches at the crib, don't invite niggas, yeah

[Hook: Chris Brown]

You can tell by the way I walk that I got 'em
Peel any girl that I wanna, got bitches and marijuana
I can tell by the way you move that you a problem
Peel any girl that I wanna, got bitches and marijuana
I got 'em, I got 'em
Ooh, she dance, she don't do it for free
I got 'em, I got 'em
Got bitches and marijuana


[Verse 2: Chris Brown]
Pull up, got the fat sack
With some clean motherfuckers, no hood rats
Yeah we suited and booted, you know your bitch 'bout to toot it
She want love from a nigga, that's a heart attack, yack
Loud pack, give me all of that
Don't be sending naked pics cause my phone tapped
Black mask, duffel bag and a hundred racks
I don't snitch but I could show you where the money at, me nigga
It's right here
Got girls and they all on my lap, they with me nigga
Hell yeah
You see the Lambo parked in the trap, that's me nigga
I own it while you living on a lease nigga
I'm known to keep my bitches on a leash nigga
I smoke it by the pound, what you talking 'bout?
I dick your bitch down then I walk it out

[Hook]


[Verse 3: ScHoolboy Q]
Grimy nigga way too groovy for the Grammys
Overseas collecting panties, poppin' Xanies
Young nigga, hundred grand for the gram, hot damn
Hit the curb with the Benz, swerve
Rollie do no ticky, do the blingy, I spending hundreds, all the fifties
Word around the city I'm that niggy, but this month I made a milli
Another month, another milli, man that shit be gettin' silly
Man, bitch you looking silly
Uh, why you broke? Go get a check
Uh, and when you fly, who need a jet?
She wanna move out to the west, she want them diamonds on her neck
And palm trees in the yard, wanna be's with a star, huh?
And get the keys to the car huh
And wanna lick on every scar huh
My money good, shit we buying off the bar right now, right now
Who got the weed right now, right now?

[Hook]

BE THAT WARRIOR

Just like the saying, “every Finishing line is a beginning of a new race”. So my brother or sister out there, if your are driving a land cruiser, whether a matatu (Taxi),  tighten your seat belt or a wheel barrow just hold those handles tightly  because it’s just the beginning of a new race.  Brace your handles, stand still, wear your armour and fight those  problems. If it needs being a prayer warrior to win, be one because running away from problems is a race you will never win.

The problems you keep on running away from are like the rim of the clock where each second has a different problem. So , you got to stand and fight them to perceive victory them.

“Running away from problems is a race you will never win”

THE DARKEST HOUR

There was a clever, young and energetic black African boy named Jacob who always had plans and solutions to any problem that came across him. Jacob had three (3) other friends by names Titus, Abel and Paul in the school he went to. In that school, they always prepared a Annual Halloween party. You know that moment everybody is tasked to make or get his/her favourite costume.

Since Jacob loved watching Dracula movies, he decided to go with the Dracula costume which was a dark black over flowing Jacket with a red collar. His friends Titus picked Chuck’s costume (the one in child’s play), Abel picked Medusa’s costume, Paul Picked for dare devil.

So on the day of Halloween night at school, the boys decided to bet on who will make the best prank for the Halloween. So they decided to go the haunting house near the cemetery which was at the back of their school. When they reached the haunting house, each took a different direction. Since Jacob was wise, he decided to make an hologram of his head to appear like it was chopped off and held it in his hand. 

As the other boys were reaching where he was they could barely hear the oozing sound of the wind. They took a deep glance at him in deep shock almost took off after seeing Jacob holding his head in his hand in the full light of the moon walking towards them.

Later they heard him laugh, I got you on this one. It is just a prank. 

THE DARKEST EXTREME EDGE

THE 5TH ANNUAL HALLOWEENSIE CONTEST

It’s back and more interesting all you need is to write a 100 word Halloween story appropriate for children (title not included in the 100 words), using the words costume, dark, and haunt.   Your story can be scary, funny or anything in between, poetry or prose, but it will only count for the contest if it includes those 3 words and is 100 words (you can go under, but not over!)  Get it?  Halloweensie – because it’s not very long and it’s for little people :)  (And yes, I know 100 words is short but that’s part of the fun and the challenge! You just Post your story on your blog between right now this very second and Friday October 30th by 11:59 PM EDT and add your post-specific link to susannahill.blogspot.ug

 If you don’t have a blog and would like to enter, you can simply copy and paste your entry in the comments section on http://susannahill.blogspot.ug/. Keep it Halloweensie. Pass by and drop yours also

Below is my Halloween story (99 Words)

                      "THE DARKEST EXTREME EDGE"

Down on the darkest street near our house, I could hear the sound of wind oozing through my ear as I walked down the street dressed fully in my Dracula vampire Halloween costume. I could hear sounds that were haunting like the street was haunted by ghosts. Deep inside my heart I was filled with fear that I could barely move. As I had reached at the extreme edge of the street, I heard someone whisper that I took off like a flash of lightening. Trembled like Chuck (the one in Child’s play) I had touched on my shoulder. 

Song for His Excellency Mr President (((((TUBONGE NAAWE SONG))))

STANZA 1
The sun rises for you, our dear leader
It rules for life
I wish humans could live forever,
You would also rule, rule for life like the sun

CHORUS
Long live, long live Museveni x2
Long live, long live, senior Minister Janet
Long live, long live, senior commander Muhoozi
Long live, long live, Operation wealth creation
Tubonga namwe.


STANZA 2
Like the moon lights the night, dear leader
So should you light up darkness in our homes
From kisoro to kotido
From Mpondwe to Busia.


STANZA 3
We’ll sing for you forever
When you give us decent education
When we get medicines in our hospitals
When youths get decent jobs.


STANZA 4
Farmers love you, dear leader
Although they are poor for too long
Poverty won’t take their love though
As long as you work on plight.


STANZA 5
Like this song is too long for a song
And my audience begs that I leave the stage
As every good song, just like every good leader
Should bow off the stage, nange ngenze